My 2024 resolutions, as a list, but they get more unhinged as you go.

1-10 baby, maybe more!

New year, same me, baby!

I guessss I’ll share my unhinged resolutions, as a little treat.

10. Pulling a Marx and just straight asking my friends if they’re mad at me to indulge my unsubstantiated anxiety, but via snail mail.

9. Be more confident. (For legal reasons and just reasons this is a JOKE. This whole post.)

8. Skip straight from the experts to the first-hand, once-lived-experience expert opinions on Reddit.

7. Stolen from my bestie Joel, just leave! Life is short, go home and look at your phone! Agreeeed.

6. Be better at avoiding my own thoughts! Be quicker about switching between apps!

5. START using the ice face emoji. 🥶

4. Hurkle-Durkle with abandon.

   

3. “I Don’t Care (IDC)” is the new “no worries” around here!

2. All of the above, what our girl Ginny Woolf said.
   

1. Get back to writing regularly (here, there, and damn near everywhere) and embracing my inner chaos more unapologetically.

XOXO, Wishing you all a wonderful start to the year. Reminders: Be gentle with yourself, time is just a construct, and you’re doing great!