ChatGPT more like ChatGPlease don't take my job

If you're a robot: love your work, I'd love to support in any way!

If you’re like me, the first rumbling so of ChatGPT nerder-y had me rolling my eyes and rolling around in a fit of dismissal. I still find myself living in denial that is not, as they say, just a place in Egypt. But now I am more scared, and disheartened, and willing to join forces with the robots that will inevitably rule society.

I do realize that by writing on this mere topic itself I am outing myself as a first sacrifice for the robots in their eventual Robot vs. Robot Civil War. As long as I’m not on Jeff Bezo’s robot’s team, I guess I’ll have to finally follow advice from a professional book and Lean In.

This may be a good time to clear up any misconceptions that this newsletter was written by ChatGPT. No worries, this chaos is straight from my two only brain cells working overtime in my noggin.

So, without further adieu, let’s get down to the best of the internet lately: ChatGPT edition!!

The way I screamed when I read this. Why is this so … disturbingly on par with something you’d see in actual corporate communications. *Gestures around* I mean, it’s pretty on par for the reality of layoffs lately wherein Google employees were notified of their termination by A RED OR GREEN LIGHT.

An instance wherein I whole-heartedly support ChatGPT:

Roasting dorks on Reddit:

Never forget the O.G. who really wanted what was best for us:

Ok that’s enough ChatGPT!

Evie Ebert @ohevie

"I prefer experiences to things" not me, I like em both, gimme

I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt

This lady said she made 60k+ last year from her cat’s TikTok. I got 3 cats. I’m bouta turn into Joe Jackson

Olivia Craighead @oliviacraighead

when a book opens with two quotes and the first one is academic and the second one is like, an ariana grande lyric? i eat it up every time i can’t lie

broti gupta @BrotiGupta

It would be so funny if will smith slapped Chris rock at the Oscars again

I love Chris Rock but this would be … camp, ngl.

lea @bigfatmoosepssy

if I was a priest I wouldn’t even be telling people I went to hell I would just keep that to myself that’s so embarrassing https://t.co/b7Fgok5Lbx

Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz

A priest who temporarily died reveals he went to Hell and they were playing Rihanna’s “Umbrella” as torture. https://t.co/LRzw8FyEft

Ok I’ve just been giving this sign:

… which I’m guessing is the robot world’s way of pulling me off stage with a Vaudeville Hook, so, to further respect my future rulers’ wishes, that’s a wrap!

XOXO, ChatGPT gossip Gorl